The Justification for the Guilt Stockpile

Because you ate the last cookie. And the one before that. And the one after that. Okay, maybe it's 12 cookies.

We have 17 reasons for you to visit our Stockpile:

• Justifying Justifications
• Binge Baskets
• Emergency Snack Rations
• Sugar High Symptoms: A Medical Guide
• Stockpile Solutions: Because Therapy is Overrated
• Food Coma Induction: Because Why Not?

Visit us today and justify your snack stockpiles with our expertly curated collection of:

Crushed Cereal Bars

Cheetos Dust

Unidentifiable Leftovers

Expired Condiments