Hand-crafted for the discerning beachcomber
Welcome to Organic Beach Snacks, where we take the art of overcharging for snacks seriously. Our snacks are made with the finest non-essential ingredients, carefully selected to extract the maximum amount of money from your wallet.
Try our signature "Seaweed Salad": a medley of dried kelp, hand-pressed into a compact disc shape, served with a side of artisanal seaweed sauce ($12.99)
Or our "Coconut Cream" smoothie: a blend of organic coconut water, hand-squeezed from the finest imported coconuts, served in a hand-painted glass bottle ($19.99)
Don't forget to try our "Sandcastle Fries": crispy fried sticks of sand ($6.99)
All prices subject to change based on the whims of our head chef, who may or may not be a sentient being from a far-off planet.