Overpriced Thoughts - Subpages

Philosophical Justifications

Here's why our thoughts are worth the price of a private island:

• It's not like the meaning of life is cheap.
• We've been priced accordingly.

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Pretentious Expectations

We expect you to appreciate our unique blend of overpriced thoughts:

• We demand your undivided attention.
• We expect you to nod your head in understanding.

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Overpriced Ego-Stroking

We've carefully curated a selection of thoughts that'll stroketh your ego:

• You'll love the way we think about you.
• Our thoughts are worth every dollar.

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