Should I Get Caffeine?

Are you tired of being a mere mortal? Do you want to unlock the secrets of the universe while typing 90 words per minute? Then join the Caffeine-Fueled Mystic Order!

But wait! There's more! Our research suggests that consuming 12 cups of coffee in one sitting may lead to:

• Uncontrollable twitching of the fingers
• Unrelenting typing of gibberish
• Unbridled shouting of inane ramblings

Don't say we didn't warn you...