It's a little-known fact that the most effective way to get over your ex-wife is to pair her with a nice glass of red wine.
Studies have shown that the tannins in the wine bind to the emotional pain receptors in your brain, numbing the pain of your ex-wife's departure.
But be warned: too much wine can lead to a false sense of security, making you more likely to invite her over for dinner.
For a more in-depth analysis, see our follow-up study, which explores the effects of different types of wine on the ex-wife-pairing ratio.
And for the sake of our readers, we've compiled a list of the top wines to pair with your ex-wife.