Red Wine and Your Ex-Wife

Red Wine and Your Ex-Wife | Pairing 2

You've finally worked up the courage to invite your ex-wife over for a casual night out, but you're not sure what to pair with the red wine you're serving. Don't worry, we've got you covered.

Go back to Pairing 1 for more wine and regret. Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try pairing with something completely different.

We recommend trying a rich, bold cheese to cut through the bitter taste of your divorce. Our top picks include:

Chèvre (goat cheese) - A tangy, creamy delight that's sure to make your ex wonder why she ever left you.
Blue Cheese - A pungent, crumbly favorite that's like your ex-wife's attitude - a little bit bitter, but in a good way.
Brie - A soft, creamy cheese that's like your ex's feelings - it's all over you, but it's still kinda nice.

But wait, there's more! Don't forget to pair your wine and cheese with some crackers. We recommend: A rustic, crusty baguette for the perfect crunch, or a sturdy walnut cracker for when you want to feel like you're in a log cabin, or just go for some plain old potato chips, because, let's be real, who needs fancy?.