The Panic Button

$1.99

Get the most satisfying, anxiety-inducing panic button for the low, low price of $1.99&!

Includes:

• One Panic Button
• One instruction manual (not actually included, you'll figure it out)
• Free shipping (on Amazon)

Buy now and risk your entire social life! Frequently Asked Questions (not really, we just made this up) Limited 30-day money-back guarantee (if you can actually return it, which you probably can't)