Rule 1: Don't Panic
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Rule 2: Secure the Perimeter
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Rule 3: Stock Up on Snacks
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Rule 4: Find the Radio
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Rule 5: Don't Forget Your Sense of Humor
When the world ends, you'll want to be able to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Learn to tell jokes in the face of Armageddon
Because, let's be real, this is going to be a long haul. Plan your food supply chain
We're not saying you're going to have to survive in the wilderness, but you know, just in case. Get tuned in with our radio experts
When the world ends, you'll want to be able to laugh at the absurdity of it all. Learn to tell jokes in the face of Armageddon