A Sock-Sucking Enigma
It's a phenomenon that has puzzled scientists and housewives alike for centuries: where do all the socks go? Is it a case of interdimensional travel? A sinister plot to drive us all to madness?
We've got the theories, but we still can't find our matching pairs. Help us unravel the mystery, and maybe, just maybe, we'll find our missing socks in the process.
Join the Sock Hunters Union and become a part of the solution to this most vexing of problems.Some Possible Explanations:
- The Black Hole Socks - Socks get sucked into a vortex of vortexes, never to be seen again.
- The Sock Necroptis - A dark force that consumes socks, leaving none but a faint scent of despair.
- The Socks in Another Dimension - Our socks have traveled to a parallel universe where they're loved and adored.