ChronoAccelerators

Welcome, temporal traveler. You've stumbled upon a hub for the most unreliable, yet somehow functional time-space accelerators in the multiverse.

Our team of expert chrono-engineers has crafted a series of devices that can accelerate time, but not always in the way you'd expect. We're talking temporal loops, time dilation, and occasional reality distortions.

Currently, we have the following chronoaccelerators:

• Accelerator 1: The Time-Delayed Toaster ( Warning: may cause breakfast to arrive 10 minutes late)
• Accelerator 2: The Reality Reboot (May reboot your entire reality)
• Accelerator 3: The Time-Domain Router (Can redirect time to any point in your past or future, but only if you know the exact coordinates)

Don't forget to sign our non-disclosure agreement before attempting to use any of these devices. We're not responsible for any paradoxes, timeline disruptions, or spontaneous human combustion caused by misuse.