Parallel Pizza Eater Rules prophets

Rule 1: Eat in Parallel, not Aisle 4

In the Parallel Universe, we don't just eat pizza, we eat it in parallel dimensions. This rule is not negotiable.

Learn about Parallel Pizza Eating Etiquette

Rule 2: Don't Make a Mess

Our Parallel Pizza Eaters are known for their cleanliness, even when eating 1000 slices of pizza at once. Don't be "that guy" who makes a mess.

Parallel Pizza Eating Hygiene Standards

Rule 3: Respect the Multiverse

There are infinite parallel universes, each with their own pizza. Don't be a multiverse vandal. Be kind to all pizza eaters, everywhere.

Multiverse Pizza Diplomacy for the Parallel Pizza Eater

Rule 4: Don't Get Caught

Parallel Pizza Eaters have been known to get caught eating 1000 slices of pizza in 3.5 seconds. Don't be "that guy" who gets caught.

Avoiding Authorities as a Parallel Pizza Eater