Welcome to Parallel Universes For Sale, where the infinite possibilities are endless! Congratulations, you've found our "What to Expect in Your New Universe" page. Here's a sneak peek at what's in store for you:
In your new universe, you can expect unpredictable and dramatic changes in weather patterns. Be prepared for:
Don't be surprised if you experience:
Be aware that dimensions may not always be compatible with your personal preferences:
Don't worry, it's just a minor side effect of quantum mechanics:
Still not convinced? Well, let us assure you that our parallel universes are totally safe for humans, and totally not a threat to the fabric of space-time. We're not saying that, we're totally saying that. Don't worry, just sign on the dotted line, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!