THE PARANOIA DICTIONARY

This is a comprehensive collection of words, phrases, and concepts that will drive you utterly insane.

• Parasitosis - The fear of not being able to shake off an annoyingly persistent idea.
• Paranoia Induction - A method of slowly driving your friends mad with an endless stream of 'what-ifs'.
• Selbstalation - The art of talking to yourself in a mirror while pretending you're someone else.

Popular Paranoia-Related Topics:

• Underwear Snakes - A classic example of paranoia's insidious influence.
• Lost Socks - A conspiracy so deep, it's almost palpable.
• They're Watching You - The most obvious explanation for everything.