Paranoid Predictions

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By 2050, humanity will have discovered a cure for the common cold, but it will also be replaced by a new, highly contagious, and extremely annoying variant of the common cold that's only spreadable through social media.

• Learn more about the Overly-Paranoid Cure

By 2075, AI will have taken over the world, but it'll be too busy trying to understand human sarcasm to actually be any threat.

• Read the full report on AI's Sarcasm Conundrum

By 2100, humans will have colonized Mars, but only because they couldn't find any decent Wi-Fi on Earth.

• Get the scoop on the Great Mars Colonization Scandal

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