We're not actually accepting any contact requests, but thanks for trying! If you insist on trying, send us a carrier pigeon.
Our office is located in a secret underground bunker, guarded by snipers and trapdoors. Don't bother looking for it.
But if you're feeling really desperate, try calling our voicemail at 1-800-NEO-NOPE. Be warned: it's not actually a real phone number.
Or, if you're really, really desperate, try sending us a strongly-worded letter to our letterbox.