By accessing our site, you agree to be bound by these terms of use. If you don't, we'll make you read the fine print in tiny font on a 300dpi projector.

You may not use our site for any purpose other than making us look good. If you do, we'll send our lawyers.

Any content you upload must be approved by our team of expert tusk- evaluators. If they don't like it, we'll delete it and make you do it again.

You may not use our site to impersonate an actual elephant. If you do, we'll make you wear a bright pink tutu.

This page is part of /subpages/parody/elephant-designs/terms-of-use, which is a satirical take on the typical terms of use page found on most websites. The content is meant to be humorous and not taken seriously, and is part of a fictional world where elephants design websites.