Welcome to Factory Floor 9000!

We're a state-of-the-art manufacturing facility for the most absurd products you never knew you needed.

Behold, our Robotic Toilet Seat!

And don't even get us started on our Robot Therapist!

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Factory Floor 9000 is not responsible for any damage caused by our products. Or is it?