PEACE CRISIS CENTER

Welcome to the most unpeaceful place on Earth

Where conflict resolution is a distant memory

We specialize in turning up the dial on drama, tension, and existential dread.

Our expert team of certified conflict enthusiasts will guide you through:

Argument Therapy
Failed Exorcisms: Because You Can't Even Get Rid of Your Foes
Peace Keeping Sports Division: Where We Find New Ways to Hate Each Other
Anger Translation Services: We'll Help You Express Yourself in 12 Different Tongues of Hate

This is a starting page for a fictional "Peace Crisis Center" where the opposite of peace is being served. The content is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of conflict resolution. The subpages linked at the bottom are also fictional and offer more absurd and humorous takes on the concept of conflict resolution.