You're in, you're in. Phase Three is where the magic happens.
Here, the laws of sanity are but a distant memory. The rules of reality are but a distant buzz, like a wasp hovering just out of reach. But don't worry, we'll guide you through the madness with our trusty Phase Three Guidebook.
Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, you can dive straight into the depths of Phase Three without a care in the world.
But, let's be real, you're probably not even here to read this. You're probably just browsing through on a dare or because you're a glutton for punishment. Either way, welcome to Phase Three!
Phase Four: The Point where You Lose All Sanity awaits, should you dare to venture further.