After much deliberation, the Council of Elders has decreed that the Justification Trip is necessary to ensure the continued existence of the planet.
The Justification Trip is a perilous journey, fraught with danger and uncertainty, but the Council is confident that it will yield valuable results.
As we embark on this journey, we are reminded of the wise words of the great Elder, "The ends justify the means, unless the means are really, really cool, in which case, the ends don't matter."
We will be traveling through the treacherous Justification Trip Terrain, a region known for its unpredictable Unpredictable Winds and Rogue Asteroids.
To prepare for this journey, all crew members are expected to wear their favorite Fashion Statement attire.
We will be broadcasting updates from the trip on our official Holo-Net.
Stay tuned for more information, and don't forget to bring your sense of humor.
Or, you know, just bring a nice lunch. We hear the Snack Bar is really good.