Phone Throwing Safety Guidelines
**Disclaimer:** Throwing phones is not recommended, but if you're determined to do so, please follow these guidelines to minimize damage to yourself and others.
Pre-Throwing Checklist:
- Make sure you're in a safe throwing zone (e.g., an empty parking lot or a designated phone-throwing range).
- Wear protective gear, like a helmet and gloves.
- Choose a phone with a non-slippery back for easier handling.
- Avoid throwing at people, especially those with fragile items on their heads.
Throwing Techniques:
- The "Sling Shot": A classic, yet elegant throwing style.
- The "Backhanded": A more advanced technique, suitable for those with experience.
- The "Underhanded": For those with a strong sense of irony.
Learn more throwing techniques
After-Throwing Protocol:
Calm down, take deep breaths, and contemplate the meaninglessness of phone throwing.
Phone throwing trauma counseling available
Submit a claim for phone-throwing-related injuries