Phone Throwing Safety Guidelines

**Disclaimer:** Throwing phones is not recommended, but if you're determined to do so, please follow these guidelines to minimize damage to yourself and others.

Pre-Throwing Checklist:

• Make sure you're in a safe throwing zone (e.g., an empty parking lot or a designated phone-throwing range).
• Wear protective gear, like a helmet and gloves.
• Choose a phone with a non-slippery back for easier handling.
• Avoid throwing at people, especially those with fragile items on their heads.

Throwing Techniques:

• The "Sling Shot": A classic, yet elegant throwing style.
• The "Backhanded": A more advanced technique, suitable for those with experience.
• The "Underhanded": For those with a strong sense of irony.

Learn more throwing techniques

After-Throwing Protocol:

Calm down, take deep breaths, and contemplate the meaninglessness of phone throwing.

Phone throwing trauma counseling available

Submit a claim for phone-throwing-related injuries