Phone Throwing Techniques for the Modern Age
Warning: phone throwing is a serious business. Do not attempt to throw your phone unless you're prepared to face the consequences.
Technique 1: The Frenemy Flick
Requirements:
- A sturdy phone
- A firm grip
- A clear conscience (optional)
Step 1: Hold your phone firmly in your dominant hand.
Step 2: Flick your wrist with a smooth, practiced motion.
Step 3:æk Repeat until your phone is in pieces.
Over-the-Shoulder Flick: An Advanced TechniqueTechnique 2: The Slam Dunk
Requirements:
- A high-flying phone
- A clear ceiling
- A willingness to risk injury or property damage
Step 1: Hold your phone at a 45-degree angle.
Step 2: Leap for the sky!
Step 3: Slam dunk that phone with all your might.
Ceiling Fan Slam: For the Truly InsaneTechnique 3: The Flip
Requirements:
- A phone that flips easily
- A clear floor space
- A sense of calm in the face of chaos
Step 1: Hold your phone at a 90-degree angle.
Step 2: Flick your wrist with a gentle motion.
Step 3: Watch as your phone flips through the air, leaving a trail of terror in its wake.
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