Our pizzas are crafted with the finest ingredients, carefully selected to ensure they're as overpriced as possible.
From the 'Poor-er-than-Us' pepperoni to the 'We-Told-You-So' sausage, our toppings are designed to extract every last penny from your wallet.
But wait, there's more!
Visit our Overpriced Pizza Options page for more ways to break the bank.
Or, for a truly unique experience, try our Scheme Subsidiaries page.