Our Secret Formulas for the Ultimate Ponzi Scheme
You're looking for the secret to making an honest living? Ha! Who needs that? Our team of expert mathematicians and financial wizards have concocted the most diabolical formulas for siphoning money from the innocent and gullible.
- Formula 1: The Classic 3-1/2 Rule
- Formula 2: The Pyramid Scheme Pyramid
- Formula 3: The 'We'll Invest Your Money, But Only If You Invest Yours In Me' Algorithm
Click on the links below for more information on each formula:
- Formula 1: The Classic 3-1/2 Rule
- Formula 2: The Pyramid Scheme Pyramid
- Formula 3: The 'We'll Invest Your Money, But Only If You Invest Yours In Me' Algorithm
Note: These formulas are completely legal and totally not a scam. We swear. On our mothers' lives.