The Great Sock Conspiracy Unfolds

It starts innocently enough, a lone sock left in the washing machine. A careless toss into the dryer, and before you know it, the Sock-Sphere of Despair has consumed your entire wardrobe.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the riveting case study:

• Sock-Gate Theory
• Sock-Hoarding: The Dark Side of Sock Ownership
• Sock-Necromancy: The Forbidden Art of Sock Manipulation

Or, if you're feeling brave, try the Sock-Hunter Training Program and become a certified Sock Detective.