The Pretentious Rants

Subpage 1: "The Incoherent Ramblings of a Self-Important Individual"

This page contains a collection of my most profound and earth-shattering thoughts on the nature of existence. Or, at the very least, it contains some ramblings that I found on the floor and decided to share. Continue reading...

Subpage 2: "The Unfettered Rants of an Overly-Opinionated Cinephile"

I'm here to tell you that the cinematic masterpieces of yesteryear are being ruined by the plebians who insist on watching them on their smartphones. Read more about this travesty!

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