Because we're too busy debugging our love lives.
We love the thrill of the bug hunt, but our love lives are just a little too complicated.
Why can't programmers date? Because we're all just a little too "buggy" in our personal lives.
Why did the programmer's date go to the bathroom? To get some "input" from the toilet.
Why can't programmers date? Because we're always trying to "code" for a better connection.
Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? Because he was trying to "debug" their relationship, but it just wasn't working.
Why can't programmers date? Because we're all just a little too "logical" in our love lives.
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