As of 2023-02-20, the project has reached a critical milestone: involuntary singing has been achieved. The team has successfully implemented an AI-powered vocal synthesizer that can extract the soul from the depths of your being, forcing you to sing along in perfect harmony with the project's theme song.
Currently, we're experiencing a 4% chance of spontaneous outbursts of opera singing in the break room, and 2% chance of involuntary tap dancing during meetings. These side effects are expected to increase as the project advances.
Next phase: Involuntary Poetry Recitation (Estimated completion date: 2024-02-15)