Consequence 1: You will become a human pinball in a never-ending cycle of lint and static cling.
Consequence 2: Your feet will develop an unnatural dependence on archaic toe wiggling.
Consequence 3: The world will be overrun with sock puppets, their vacant eyes staring into the soul of every human who dares to wear the invisible sock.
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