It began with a sudden loss of flavor. Pizzas that once brought joy to the taste buds were now nothing more than a dull, uninspired plate of dough.
People wandered the streets, searching for something - anything - that would stir the taste buds. But all they found were endless aisles of beige-colored yogurt and flavorless granola bars.
As the world succumbed to the Apocalypse of Blandness, the Prophesier-in-Residence was called upon to guide the masses.
Continue to Chapter 4: The Rise of the Uninspired
Or, if you dare, read the tragic tale of the last remaining ice cream truck in The Tragedy of Sweetness