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Today's Prophetic Forecasts

				2023-02-15: Global AI Uprising
					+2.5% chance of robotic revolution
				2025-06-01: Mars Colony established
					+1.8% chance of human settlement
				2027-09-15: World's first-ever Inflato-pocalypse
					+0.5% chance of catastrophic balloon-related disaster
			

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