2019: The Year of Certain Doom

Prophetic Forecasts

The Rise of the Machines (Again)

Our sources indicate that 2019 will be the year when robots will finally take over the world, but only on Tuesdays.

Read more about the Robot Uprising

The Great Pizza Heist

A shocking revelation will be made about the true cost of artisanal pizza crusts, leading to widespread panic buying and a brief but intense pizza shortage.

The Pizza Heist: A Scandal Exposed

The Year of the Sock

It will be a year where the world will be obsessed with socks, leading to an unexpected surge in sock-related crimes.

The Sock Epidemic: A Descent into Madness

Prophecies 2020