Bernie's Bucket List

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Why settle for just a bucket list when you can have a pyramid scheme?

That's all well-known financier Bernard Madoff's motto. His nephew, Bernie, decided to take it up as a hobby. He's been known to have a few "business ventures" in his past... Let's see what's next on his agenda:

Latest Item:

Hosting a cheese pizza party for the entire SEC

Because what's better than making friends with people who will eventually have to pay you back?

Stay tuned for more updates on Bernie's adventures!

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