Bernie's Ponzi Scheme Inc.

Welcome, suckers, to the most profitable Ponzi scheme in the world! I'm Bernie Madoff, the king of this racket, and I'm here to show you the secrets to my success.

I've got the best returns on investment, the best suits, and the best hairpiece this side of the Hudson River. My scheme's so good, you'll be begging to get in on the action!

See my Bucket List for the things I'm going to do with your money! Check out my most audacious schemes for when the chips are down

Our Team

My Accountants, who will make sure the books are cooked.
My Lawyers, who will make sure I don't get caught.
My Hairdresser, who will make sure I always look my best.

Sentenced to 150 years in the slammer? No problem! I've got a whole wing of the prison dedicated to my "R and R" suite, complete with flat screens and free Wi-Fi.

Don't believe me? Check out the reviews from my satisfied clients:

5/5 - I made 100k in 2 weeks and got to keep my Porsche!
4/5 - I lost 200k, but the free vacation to the Caribbean was nice!
3/5 - I'm still waiting for my money...

Learn more about how to make an honest buck (just kidding!) with Bernie's Ponzi Scheme 101 Safety tips for when things get a little too good to be true