Pyramid Schemes 101: Bernard Madoff's Ponzi Scheme Survival Guide

Warning: Do not attempt to start a pyramid scheme without reading this guide. Your financial future will thank you.

Pyramid schemes are not a good idea. Please do not attempt to start one. Seriously, don't do it.

Safety Tips

1. Never trust a friend who offers you a "guaranteed" investment opportunity.

2. If it sounds too good (or bad) to be true, it probably is.

3. Never, ever, EVER give money to someone in exchange for a promise of a free vacation.

Please do not attempt to start a pyramid scheme. We are not responsible for any financial losses you may incur.