Pyramid Schemes: A Guide by the Master of the Game, Bernard Madoff

Rule 1: Don't be a Sheep, be a Wolf

Bluff your way to the top! Confidently promise unrealistic returns, and hope no one asks too many questions.

Rule 2: Use Friends and Family, but not the Nice Ones

Recruit the most gullible relatives and friends to invest, but make sure they're not too bright. You know, the ones who still think a Timeshare is a good idea.

Rule 3: Be the Only One Who Knows Anything

Keep the books, er... "simpler" than a real accountant's nightmare. Who needs transparency, anyway? It's just for the little people.

Rule 4: Make the Exit, but only for the Weak

Convince the faint of heart to cash out early, but make sure they're not taking too much cash out. You can't have your cake and eat it, too... or can you?

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