Warning: The following forecasts are based on highly unreliable, completely made-up science.
Today's Fluctuation Forecasts:
Probability of catnip shortages reaching critical levels: 99.9%
Chance of spontaneous purr-ruption: 100% chance of happening, 50% chance of being noticeable
Expected duration of cat hair shedding: 3 hours, 12 minutes, and 42 seconds
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