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Meow-Schmeow Fluctuation Forecasts

Quantum Fluctuation Adviser

Warning: The following forecasts are based on highly unreliable, completely made-up science.

Today's Fluctuation Forecasts:

Probability of catnip shortages reaching critical levels: 99.9%

Chance of spontaneous purr-ruption: 100% chance of happening, 50% chance of being noticeable

Expected duration of cat hair shedding: 3 hours, 12 minutes, and 42 seconds

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