Welcome to our expert counseling services for when the laws of reality are just not cooperating.
Our team of highly trained, slightly-unreliable quantum counselors will help you navigate the multiverse and find your place in the fabric of space-time.
Services include:
Don't see your problems as fixed points in space-time? We can help you navigate the infinite possibilities.
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Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try our Crisis Mode service. We'll send you a randomly generated solution from a parallel universe. Results not guaranteed.