Quantum Fluctuation Insurance Co.

We Insure Against the Unpredictable

We're not talking about your average insurance agency here. No, no. We're talking about the kind of insurance that covers actual existential risk.

• Quantum Fluctuation Insurance
• Parallel Universe Liability
• Interdimensional Collision Coverage
• Probability Wavefront Damage

Don't wait until it's too late! Get a quote for your next Quantum Leap Insurance policy today!

Or, if you're feeling particularly risky, try our Quantum Risk Management Services!

Subsidiaries:

• Black Hole Suites
• Quantum Entanglement Hotels
• Many Worlds Maintenance

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