What is Quantum Superposition Therapy?
Our team of expertly trained quantum physicists have developed a revolutionary new therapy technique that defies the laws of classical understanding. By harnessing the power of quantum superposition, we can simultaneously exist in multiple states of mind, allowing you to process multiple conflicting emotions at once.
Benefits
- Experience multiple emotions simultaneously without the burden of decision fatigue
- Enjoy the thrill of living in multiple parallel universes without leaving your couch
- Our therapists are trained to handle the inevitable existential dread that arises from contemplating infinite branching timelines
Services
- Quantum Hypnagography - Our take on traditional hypnotherapy, with a healthy dose of Schrödinger's cat
- Many-World Psychoanalysis - Where every possible interpretation of your psyche exists in its own dimension
- Quantum Entanglement Therapy - Because you can't escape your problems, but you can entangle with them