Quantum Purity Protocol

Section 2: Preparation is Key

Back to Section 1: Identifying Quantum Signs

1. Buy a Hazmat suit. No, wait, it's not just for hazmat. It's for QUANTUM MAT.
2. Store up on canned goods. Not just for the apocalypse, but for the inevitable food security crisis.
3. Learn to tie your own quantum safety net. It's like a regular old safety net, but with more Schrödinger's equations.
4. Don't even think about trying to evacuate during rush hour. Trust us, you don't want to be stuck in traffic.
5. Finally, DO NOT try to communicate with the Quantum Overlords. They're not as chatty as you think they are.

What to Expect, Quantum Survival Skills, and Quantum Safety Net are all covered in subsequent sections.