SAFETY PROTOCOLS FOR THE QUANTUM LEAP AGENCY

Welcome, Agent. This is a highly classified document outlining the Quantum Leap Agency's protocols for navigating the ever-changing, unpredictable landscape of the multiverse.

Safety Protocol 1: Don't Blink In the event of a quantum anomaly, do not attempt to look directly at the fabric of space-time. It may cause irreparable damage to your eyes.

Safety Protocol 2: Emergency Temporal Displacement

Safety Protocol 3: Quantum Flux Capacitor Calibration

Safety Protocol 4: Interdimensional Radiation Shielding

Safety Protocol 5: Temporal Loop Closure Procedures