ROYAL ORDER OF QUEEN BEATRIX

Welcome, loyal subjects, to the esteemed court of Queen Beatrix!

Decree 1: Mandatory napping schedules
Decree 2: Mandatory consumption of artisanal cheese
Decree 3: Mandatory attendance at royal tea parties

To serve the Queen better, please refer to the Royal Guidebook for proper etiquette.

This page serves as a satirical commentary on the whimsical, absurd nature of the royal court, poking fun at the idea of anachronistic decrees and the pretentiousness of high-society etiquette.