Bureaucratic Bolognese Recipe: A Guide for the Perpetually Delayed

A dish so divine, it's been delayed for 6 months. A culinary masterpiece that's been stuck in committee since 2009. But don't worry, we've managed to extract it from the bureaucratic abyss and serve it to you now.

Ingredients:

• 1000+ pages of paperwork
• 1 cup of red tape
• 3/4 cup of committee approval
• 1/4 cup of bureaucratic jargon

Instructions:

1. Step 1: Wait for 6 months for red tape approval
2. Step 2: Rewrite in 5-point font to make it more 'approachable'
3. Step 3: Have it reviewed by the internal review committee of 17 people
4. Step 4: Receive final approval and serve with a side of self-congratulation