The Side-Effects of Eating Too Much Cheese

Eating too much cheese can lead to a number of side effects, including:

1. Excessive glee in public places
2. Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos
3. Increased risk of spontaneous combustion

But wait, there's more! Eating too much cheese can also lead to:

1. A heightened sense of self-awareness, but only on Tuesdays
2. Uncontrollable outbursts of opera music