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Bad Parmesan Bread: A Recipe for Disaster

Warning: this bread is not for the faint of heart. It's like a bad joke, but edible. Maybe.

We've taken the classic Italian staple and turned it on its head. Or should we say, its crust?

Ingredients:

1 cup of disappointment
1/2 cup of despair
1/4 cup of desperation
1/4 teaspoon of regret

Instructions:

Mix all ingredients together until they form a cohesive disaster.
Knead until your arms ache, your back hurts, and your soul dies a little.
Bake at 400°F for 20 minutes, or until it's burnt beyond recognition.
Enjoy your edible regret.

Side effects may include:

Certainly not worth it.
Regret.
Disappointment.
Anger at yourself for even trying.

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