Beet Overclocking 2.0

Warning: attempting to overclock beets can result in catastrophic failure, including but not limited to: exploding beets, spontaneous combustion, and irreversible beet-based madness. Proceed with caution.

Basic Overclocking Techniques

Step 1: Remove the safety cage

Before you can start overclocking, you need to remove the safety cage that comes standard on all beets. This will allow you to access the delicate inner workings of the beet.

Tools needed: Beet Removal Tool

Step 2: Apply thermal paste

Using a high-quality thermal paste specifically designed for beets, apply a thin layer to the beet's core. This will help to reduce thermal lag and increase performance.

Tools needed: Thermal Paste

Advanced Techniques

Overclocking by Injection

This method involves injecting a custom-built overclocking fluid directly into the beet's core. Be cautious, as this can cause irreparable damage.

Tools needed: Overclocking Liquid

Beet Overclocking by Friction

This method involves applying high-speed friction to the beet's core, causing it to vibrate at incredible speeds and generate massive amounts of energy. However, this can cause the beet to shatter or explode.

Tools needed: Friction Plate