Recipes for the Apocalypse

When the world ends, and the supermarkets are reduced to rubble, you'll be glad you bookmarked this page.

Survival Stew: The Classic

• 1 can of beans, drained and rinsed (preferably not from the local toxic waste dump)
• 1 packet of dried pasta, preferably still in the shape of dinosaurs
• 1 cup of tap water, filtered through a makeshift coffee filter made from a old t-shirt

Combine the ingredients, add a dash of despair, and serve hot.

Other options:

• Post-Apocalyptic Pasta Bolognese
• Insect Curry: A Recipe for the Truly Desperate
• Desert Fire Charcoal Soup: For when you've given up hope