Refund Policy: Because You Clearly Didn't Read the Fine Print

Our refund policy is like a participation trophy for grown-ups: you get one just for showing up! However, if you're actually serious about getting a refund, here are the rules:

Rules:

1. Buy something from us and we'll give you a refund, but only if you can prove you didn't actually use it to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
2. If you return your item, it better be in the same condition as when you left your mom's house.
3. We reserve the right to deny refunds to anyone who looks at us funny.
4. Refunds are only valid if you can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.

Don't like our refund policy? That's okay, we have other policies that are just as confusing and poorly written. Check out our:

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