Religion: The Search for Meaning

Welcome to the vast and confusing landscape of religion! Here, you will find the answers to life's biggest questions, but probably not.

Popular Religions

• Christianity
• Mormonism
• Buddhism

Less Popular Religions

• Taoism
• Deism
• Animism

Religious Slang

• Deus Ex Machina (God out of a Machine)
• Blessed Be (a phrase that means "no, I'm not going to bless you")
• Thou Shalt Not (a phrase used to describe the 7th commandment, but really just a reminder to not do laundry)

Religious Holidays

• Christmas (a time to exchange gifts and pretend to be merry)
• Hanukkah (a festival of oil and questionable lighting choices)
• Ramadan (a month of fasting, praying, and secretly eating an entire pizza by yourself)